Chat slang originated in online chat communities. From the early days of online bulletin boards to modern instant messaging programs, online chat circles have continued to foster new chat slang. The following table includes a list of acronyms, abbreviations, and other chat slang terms that are used in online chat.
| Term | Meaning |
|---|---|
| *$ | Starbucks |
| *$$ | Starbucks |
| 02 | My two cents |
| 0773H | Hello |
| 10q | Thank you |
| 10x | Thanks |
| 121 | One to one |
| 143 | I love you |
| 1432 | I love you too |
| 14AA41 | One for all, all for one |
| 182 | I hate you |
| 1ce | Once |
| 1i | One eye |
| 2 | To |
| 24/7 | Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week |
| 262 | Old |
| 26y4u | Too sexy for you |
| 2B | To be |
| 2C | Too cool |
| 2C4U | Too cool for you |
| 2day | Today |
| 2DFM | Too dumb for me |
| 2FB | Too freaking bad |
| 2G2BT | Too good to be true |
| 2H2H | Too hot to handle |
| 2l8 | Too late |
| 2M2H | Too much to handle |
| 2M2M | Too many too mention |
| 2MFM | Too much for me |
| 2MI | Too much information |
| 2morrow | Tomorrow |
| 2mr | Tomorrow |
| 2mrw | Tomorrow |
| 2nite | Tonight |
| 2nt | Tonight |
| 2U2 | To you too |
| 2ZDA | Tuesday |
| 3RZDA | Thursday |
| 3sum | Threesome |
| 4 | For |
| 411 | Information |
| 458 | I love you |
| 459 | I love you |
| 4AYN | For all you know |
| 4COL | For crying out loud |
| 4ever | Forever |
| 4get | Forget |
| 4gm | Forgive me |
| 4MTK | For Me To Know |
| 4n | Foreign |
| 4OTS | For old time's sake |
| 4rl | For real |
| 4sho | For sure |
| 4U | For you |
| 4U2 | For you too |
| 4ward | Forward |
| 511 | Too much information |
| 555 | Laughing |
| 5FS | Five Finger Salute |
| 8 | Ate |
| 831 | I love you |
| 8TB | Ate the bait |
| 9 | Parent in room |
| 99 | Parent has left |
| A | Hey |
| A/S/L | Age/sex/location |
| A/S/L/P | Age, sex, location, picture |
| A3 | Anyplace, anywhere, anytime |
| AA | As above |
| AA | Adios amigo |
| AAF | As a friend |
| AAF | Always and forever |
| AAK | Alive and kicking |
| AAMOF | As a matter of fact |
| AAP | Always a pleasure |
| AAR | At any rate |
| aar8 | At any rate |
| aarping | Elderly person complaining repeatedly |
| AAS | Alive and smiling |
| AAWC | After awhile crocodile |
| AAYF | As always, your friend |
| abbrev | Abbreviation |
| ABCP | A bad computer professional |
| abt2 | About to |
| ack | Acknowledged |
| add | Address |
| addy | Address |
| ADIP | Another day in paradise |
| ADM | Ay dios mio |
| admin | Administrator |
| ADN | Any day now |
| AFAIAC | As far as I am concerned |
| AFAIC | As far as I'm concerned |
| AFAICS | As far as I can see |
| AFAICT | As far as I can tell |
| AFAIK | As far as I know |
| AFAIR | As far as I remember |
| AFAP | As fast as possible |
| AFAYC | As far as you're concerned |
| AFC | Away from computer |
| AFK | Away from keyboard |
| AFN | All for now |
| AFWIW | Anyway, for what it's worth |
| agl | Angel |
| AH | At home |
| AHFY | Always here for you |
| AI | As if |
| aight | Alright |
| AIM | AOL Instant Messenger |
| AISB | As I said before |
| AISI | As I see it |
| AIUI | As I understand it |
| AJ | Absolute jerk |
| ALAP | As long as possible |
| ALOL | Actually laughing out loud |
| AM | Antemeridian |
| AMAP | As much as possible |
| Amazeballs | Amazing |
| amazn | Amazing |
| AMBL | All my boundless love |
| AMBW | All my best wishes |
| AMF | Adios my friend |
| AMG | Ah my gosh |
| AML | All my love |
| amped | Pumped up |
| AMS | Ask me something |
| ANFSCD | And now for something completely different |
| anon | Anonymous |
| anuda | Another |
| AOC | Available on cell |
| AOI | A** on ice |
| AOL | America Online |
| AON | All or nothing |
| AOTA | All of the above |
| AOYP | Angel on your pillow |
| app | Appreciate |
| ASP | After show party |
| ATM | At the moment |
| ATPM | About to pee myself |
| ATST | At the same time |
| ATT | All the time |
| attaboy | Good job |
| ATW | All the way |
| ATYS | Anything you say |
| AUT | Are you there |
| AWA | As well as |
| AWHFY | Are we having fun yet? |
| awks | Awkward |
| AWOL | Absent while online |
| AWT | At what time |
| AWTY | Are we there yet? |
| AYBABTU | All your base are belong to us |
| AYC | Are you coming? |
| AYFR | Are you for real |
| AYK | As you know |
| AYKM | Are you kidding me? |
| AYPI | And your point is? |
| AYS | Are you serious? |
| AYSOS | Are you stupid or something? |
| AYT | Are you there? |
| AYTMTB | And you're telling me this because |
| AYW | As you were |
| AYW | As you wish |
| AYWK | As you well know |
| azm | Awesome |
| azn | Asian |
| azz | A** |
| b | Be |
| B&F | Back and forth |
| B&W | Black and white |
| b-day | Birthday |
| b/f | Boyfriend |
| b/f | Brain fart |
| b/r | Bathroom |
| B2W | Back to work |
| B4N | Bye for now |
| BA | B**** a** |
| BAC | Back at computer |
| BAF | Bring a friend |
| Bai | Bye |
| BAIC | Boy am I confused |
| BAK | Back at keyboard |
| BAMF | Bad a** mother f***** |
| BASOR | Breathing a sigh of relief |
| BB | Be back |
| BB | Bright blessings |
| BB | Bye bye |
| BB | Blessed be |
| BB4N | Bye bye for now |
| BBB | Boring beyond belief |
| BBFN | Bye-bye for now |
| BBIAB | Be back in a bit |
| BBIAM | Be back in a minute |
| BBL | Be back later |
| BBM | Brains by Mattel |
| BBML | Be back much later |
| BBN | Bye bye now |
| BBOL | Be back on later |
| BBS | Be back soon |
| BBSS | Be back soon sweetie |
| BBT | Be back tomorrow |
| BBW | Big beautiful women |
| BBW | Big black women |
| BBW | Be back whenever |
| BBWL | Be back way later |
| BC | Be cool |
| BCNU | Be seein' you |
| BCO | Big crush on |
| bcos | Because |
| bcoz | Because |
| bcz | Because |
| BD | Big deal |
| bd | Birthday |
| bday | Birthday |
| BDU | Brain dead user |
| BEG | Big evil grin |
| Benjamin | One hundred dollar bill |
| BFFAE | Best friends forever and ever |
| BFFL | Best friend for life |
| BFFLAB | Best friend for life and beyond |
| BFFN | Best friend for now |
| BFH | B**** from h*** |
| BFN | Bye for now |
| BFN | Big fat negative |
| BFR | Big freakin' rock |
| BFU | Brain free user |
| BFU | Bezny Franta uzivatel |
| BG | Big grin |
| BGF | Best guy friend |
| BGR | Boy girl relationship |
| BH | Better half |
| BH | Bloody hell |
| bhl8 | Be home late |
| BI5 | Back in five |
| BIAB | Back in a bit |
| BIAM | Back in a minute |
| bibi | Bye bye |
| BIC | Butt in chair |
| biffles | Best friends for life |
| BIL | Boss is listening |
| BION | Believe it or not |
| BITMT | But in the meantime |
| BITS | Back in the saddle |
| BK | Back |
| BKA | Better known as |
| BL | Belly laughing |
| BL | Buddy list |
| Bling | Overly flashy jewelry |
| BLTN | Better late than never |
| BLUF | Bottom line up front |
| blvmot | Believe me on that |
| BM | Bite me |
| BMBO | Blow my brains out |
| BME | Based on my experience |
| BMGWL | Busting my gut with laughter |
| BN | Bad news |
| BNO | Boys night out |
| BNR | But not really |
| BO | Back off |
| BOC | Butt on chair |
| BOHICA | Bend over here it comes again |
| BOL | Be on later |
| BOOMS | Bored out of my skull |
| Bootsie | Boring person |
| BOS | Brat over shoulder |
| BOTB | Back of the book |
| boyds | Back off you dipstick |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Bathroom break |
| BRB | Be right back |
| BRBRB | Bathroom, be right back |
| BRBS | Be right back soon |
| brd | Bored |
| Brillz | Brilliant |
| Bro | Brother |
| broom | Bathroom |
| BRRRB | Be rrright back |
| BRT | Be right there |
| BS | Bull s*** |
| BTA | But then again |
| BTAIM | Be that as it may |
| BTCHF | Bye, take care, have fun |
| BTD | Bored to death |
| BTHO | Back the heck off |
| bthrm | Bathroom |
| BTHU | Back the heck up |
| BTK | Back to keyboard |
| BTM | Bite me |
| BTN | Better than nothing |
| BTOBS | Be there or be square |
| BTW | By the way |
| BTWITIAILWY | By the way, I think I am in love with you |
| BTWITIILWY | By the way, I think I'm in love with you |
| BTWITILY | By the way, I think I love you |
| BU&I | Between you and I |
| bubi | Goodbye |
| BUF | Big, ugly, fat |
| bup | Backup Plan |
| BW | Be well |
| BW | Best wishes |
| BWBR | Brunette with blonde roots |
| BWDIK | But what do I know |
| BWG | Big Wide Grin |
| BWL | Bursting with laughter |
| BWQ | Buzzword quotient |
| BWTHDIK | But what the heck do I know |
| BWTM | But wait, there's more |
| BYH | Bless your heart |
| BYKT | But you knew that |
| BYTM | Better you than me |
| c | See |
| C&G | Chuckle and grin |
| c-p | Sleepy |
| C2C | Cam to cam |
| C4N | Ciao for now |
| C9 | Parent in room |
| CAC | Cool as a cucumber |
| CAD | Control-alt-delete |
| cata | Cataclysm |
| CB | Chris Brown |
| CBA | Can't be ar**d |
| CBF | Can't be bothered |
| CC | I understand |
| CD9 | Parents are watching |
| CD99 | Parents are no longer watching |
| CDIWY | Couldn't do it without you |
| CFS | Care for a secret? |
| CFV | Call for votes |
| Chingo | Chat lingo |
| chx | Chickens |
| cia | See ya |
| cicyhw | Can I copy your homework |
| CID | Consider it done |
| CIL | Check in later |
| CIP | Cell it please |
| CME | Checking my e-mail |
| CMFWIC | Chief mo fo of who's in charge |
| CMIIW | Correct me if I'm wrong |
| cmon | Come on |
| CNRHKYITF | Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the face |
| COL | Crying out loud |
| convo | Conversation |
| coo | Cool |
| COS | Child over shoulder |
| CPE | Coolest Person Ever |
| CRAFT | Can't remember a freakin' thing |
| CRB | Come right back |
| CRBT | Crying real big tears |
| CRS | Can't remember stuff |
| CRTLA | Can't remember the three letter acronym |
| crz | Crazy |
| CSB | Cool story, bro |
| CSG | Chuckle snicker grin |
| CSL | Can't stop laughing |
| CTC | Call the cell |
| CTFU | Cracking the f*** up |
| CTHU | Cracking the heck up |
| CTN | Can't talk now |
| CTO | Check this out |
| ctr | Center |
| CTRN | Can't talk right now |
| CTS | Change the subject |
| CU | See you |
| CU2 | See you too |
| cu2mr | See you tomorrow |
| CU@ | See you around |
| CUL | See you later |
| CUL | Catch you later |
| CUL | Call you later |
| cul8r | Call you later |
| cul8r | See you later |
| cul8rm8 | See you later m8 |
| CULA | See you later alligator |
| CUOL | See you online |
| CUS | See you soon |
| cuz | Because |
| CWOT | Complete waste of time |
| CWYL | Chat with you later |
| cyal8r | See you later |
| CYB | Call you back |
| CYDI | Can ya dig it |
| CYFB | Check your Facebook |
| CYL | Catch ya later |
| CYM | Check your MySpace |
| cyr | Call your |
| CYT | See you tomorrow |
| CYWW2BY | See ya, wouldn't want to be ya |
| cz | Because |
| D/C | Don't care |
| d/c | Disconnected |
| d/l | Download |
| D/S | Dominant/Submissive |
| d8 | Date |
| da | The |
| DA | Dumb a** |
| DBG | Don't be gay |
| DBMN | Don't bug me now |
| DBS | Dad behind shoulder |
| DBTS | Don't believe their s*** |
| dced | Disconnected |
| DDSOS | Different day, same old stuff |
| def | Definitely |
| DEGT | Don't even go there |
| dept | Department |
| Der | Duh |
| derp | Expression of stupidity |
| DFL | Dead freaking last |
| DFTBA | Don't forget to be awesome |
| DGA | Don't go anywhere |
| DGARA | Don't give a rat's a** |
| DIAF | Die in a fire |
| DIKU | Do I know you? |
| DIL | Daughter-in-law |
| DILLIGAFF | Does it look like I give a flying flip? |
| Dis | This |
| DISTOL | Did I say that out loud? |
| DITG | Down in the gutter |
| DK | Don't know |
| DKDC | Don't know, don't care |
| DL | Doing Laundry |
| DLM | Don't leave me |
| DLO | Down low |
| DLTBBB | Don't let the bed bugs bite |
| DLTCU | Don't let them catch you |
| DLTM | Don't lie to me |
| DM | Do me |
| DMI | Don't mention it |
| DMY | Don't mess yourself |
| DND | Do not disturb |
| dnt | Don't |
| DOC | Drug of choice |
| DOM | Dirty old man |
| DQMOT | Don't quote me on this |
| DQOTD | Dumb question of the day |
| DQYDJ | Don't quit your day job |
| DRC | Don't really care |
| DRK | Don't really know |
| DT | Dang typos |
| DTF | Down to f*** |
| DTR | Define the relationship |
| DU | Don't understand |
| DU | Darn you |
| DUCT | Did you see that? |
| DUK | Didn't you know? |
| DULM | Do you love me |
| dunno | I don't know |
| dur | Stupidly obvious |
| DUST | Did you see that? |
| DUUT | Do you understand that? |
| DW | Don't worry |
| DW | Dear wife |
| DWBH | Don't worry, be happy |
| DWISNWID | Do what I say, not what I do |
| DWL | Dying with laughter |
| DYD | Don't you dare |
| DYHAB | Do you have a boyfriend? |
| DYHAG | Do you have a girlfriend? |
| DYJHIW | Don't you just hate it when |
| DYK | Did you know |
| DYLM | Do you like me |
| DYLM | Do you love me |
| DYM | Did you mean |
| DYTTH | Did you talk to him? |
| DYTTH | Did you talk to her? |
| e1 | Everyone |
| EAK | Eating at keyboard |
| EI | Eat it |
| EIE | Enough is enough |
| em | |
| ema | E-mail address |
| emc2 | Genius |
| emsg | E-mail Message |
| enuf | Enough |
| EOD | End of discussion |
| EOL | End of lecture |
| EOL | End of life |
| EOR | End of rant |
| Ermahgerd | Oh my gosh |
| Eva | Ever |
| evs | Whatever |
| ez | Easy |
| ezy | Easy |
| F/F | Face to face |
| F2T | Free to talk |
| f9 | Fine |
| Facepalm | To place the palm of your hand on your face |
| FAF | Funny as fluff |
| FAH | Funny as heck |
| fave | Favorite |
| FAWC | For anyone who cares |
| fb | |
| fbc | Facebook Chat |
| FBM | Fine by me |
| FBOW | For better or worse |
| FBTW | Fine, be that way |
| FC | Fingers crossed |
| FCFS | First-come, first-served |
| FCOL | For crying out loud |
| FF | Flying Fadoodle |
| FF | Freeze frame |
| FF | Fast forward |
| FFS | For f***'s sake |
| FFWE | Finds fault with everything |
| FGS | For goodness sake |
| FICCL | Frankly, I couldn't care less |
| Finna | Fixing to |
| FISH | First in still here |
| FITB | Fill in the blanks |
| FLA | Four letter acronym |
| FML | F*** my life |
| fn | Fine |
| FO | Freaking out |
| FOAF | Friend of a friend |
| FOB | Fresh off the boat |
| FOC | Free of charge |
| FOCL | Falling off the chair laughing |
| FOFL | Falling on the floor laughing |
| FOFLMAO | Falling on the floor laughing my a** off |
| FOMO | Fear of missing out |
| FOOMCL | Falling out of my chair laughing |
| FOS | Figure of speech |
| FOS | Feat of strength |
| FOTCL | Falling off the chair laughing |
| FOTFL | Falling on the floor laughing |
| FOTFLMAO | Falling on the floor laughing my a** off |
| FOTFLOL | Falling on the floor, laughing out loud |
| Frealz | For real |
| frnd | Friend |
| FSR | For some reason |
| FTBOMH | From the bottom of my heart |
| FTF | Face to face |
| FTFOI | For the fun of it |
| FTG | For the group |
| FTMP | For the most part |
| ftr | After |
| FTR | For the record |
| FTTB | For the time being |
| FTTT | From time to time |
| FU | Fully understood |
| FU | F*** you |
| FUM | Fouled up mess |
| FWM | Fine with me |
| FYE | For your entertainment |
| FYEO | For your eyes only |
| FYL | F*** your life |
| g | Grin |
| g/f | Girlfriend |
| G1 | Good one |
| G2B | Going to bed |
| G2CU | Good to see you |
| G2G | Good to go |
| G2G | Gotta go |
| G2GGS2D | Got to go get something to drink |
| G2GIAM | Got to go in a minute |
| G2GP | Got to go pee |
| G2P | Gone to pee |
| G2PB | Got to pee badly |
| G2R | Got to run |
| G4N | Good for nothing |
| G4U | Good for you |
| g8r | Gator |
| G9 | Goodnight |
| GA | Go ahead |
| GA | Good afternoon |
| GAD | Get a dictionary |
| GAG | Got any gossip? |
| GAL | Get a life |
| GALMA | Go away, leave me alone |
| GAS | Greetings and salutations |
| GAWMA | Go ahead, whet my appetite |
| gb | Goodbye |
| GB2W | Get back to work |
| GBFN | Goodbye for now |
| GBH&K | Great big hug and kiss |
| GBHK | Great big hug and kiss |
| GBR | Garbled beyond recovery |
| GBTTD | Got better things to do |
| GBTW | Get back to work |
| GBY | God bless you |
| GC | Groovy cat |
| GD | Good day |
| GD&H | Grinning, ducking, and hiding |
| GD&R | Grinning, ducking, and running |
| GD&RVF | Grinning, ducking, and running very fast |
| GDR | Grinning, ducking, running |
| GE | Good evening |
| GFETE | Grinning from ear to ear |
| GFN | Gone for now |
| GFU | Good for you |
| GFY | Go f*** yourself |
| GFY | Good for you |
| GG | Good grief |
| GGG | Giggle |
| GGGB | Good girl gone bad |
| GGOGG | Great gobs of goose grease |
| GGOH | Gotta get out of here |
| GGP | Gotta go pee |
| GI | Good idea |
| GICBTS | Gosh, I can't believe that stuff |
| GICNBY | Gosh, I cannot believe you |
| git | Get over it |
| GIWISI | Gee, I wish I said it |
| GIWIST | Gee, I wish I'd said that |
| GK | Go know |
| GL | Get lost |
| GLHFTTYL | Good luck, have fun, talk to you later |
| GLWT | Good luck with that |
| GM | Good morning |
| GMAB | Give me a break |
| GMTA | Great minds think alike |
| gn | Goodnight |
| GNE1 | Good night everyone |
| gnight | Good night |
| gnite | Goodnight |
| GNO | Girls night out |
| GNOC | Get naked on camera |
| GNST | Good night, sleep tight |
| GOK | God only knows |
| GOL | Groaning out loud |
| GOL | Giggle out loud |
| GOMB | Get off my back |
| GOML | Get on my level |
| gonna | Going to |
| Gotcha | I get you |
| GOWI | Get on with it |
| GOWM | Go out with me |
| GP | Go private |
| GPS | God's positioning system |
| gpw | Global Password |
| GR | Gotta Run |
| GR&D | Grinning, running, and ducking |
| grats | Congratulations |
| grl | Girl |
| grr | Anger |
| grrlz | Girls |
| GSHIWMP | Giggling so hard I wet my pants |
| GSOH | Great sense of humor |
| GT2T | Got time to talk |
| GTF | Gone too far |
| GTFO | Get the f*** out |
| GTFOOH | Get the f*** out of here |
| GTG | Good to go |
| GTK | Good to know |
| GTM | Giggle to myself |
| GTR | Got to run |
| gtrdun | Get 'er done |
| GTSY | Glad to see you |
| gud | Good |
| GUFN | Grounded until further notice |
| gv | Give |
| gvn | Given |
| GYFO | Get your freak on |
| GYSR | Gosh, you're so random |
| gz | Congratulations |
| H | Hug |
| H&K | Hugs and kisses |
| H/O | Hold on |
| H/P | Hold please |
| H/W | Husband and wife |
| h/w | Homework |
| H4U | Hot for you |
| h4x0r | Hacker |
| h8 | Hate |
| h8t | Hate |
| H9 | Husband in room |
| HA | Hello again |
| HABD | Have a blessed day |
| HAG1 | Have a good one |
| HAGD | Have a good day |
| HAGN | Have a good night |
| HAGO | Have a good one |
| haha | Laughing |
| hai | Hi |
| HAK | Hugs and kisses |
| HAND | Have a nice day |
| hav | Have |
| Haxor | Hacker |
| HAY | How are you |
| HB | Hug back |
| HB | Hurry back |
| HB2U | Happy birthday to you |
| HBBD | Happy belated birthday |
| hbd | Happy birthday |
| HBU | How 'bout you |
| HC | How cool |
| HCIT | How cool is that |
| hehe | Laughing |
| HH | Holding hands |
| HH1/2KO | Ha-ha, half-kidding only |
| HHIS | Hanging head in shame |
| HHJK | Ha-ha, just kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha-ha only joking |
| HHOJ/K | Ha-ha, only just kidding |
| HHOK | Ha-ha only kidding |
| HHOS | Ha-ha, only serious |
| HHVF | Ha-ha, very funny |
| hi5 | High five |
| HIG | How's it going? |
| HIH | Hope it helps |
| HIWTH | Hate it when that happens |
| HK | Hugs and kisses |
| HLM | He loves me |
| hlp | Help |
| hm | Home |
| HMP | Help me, please |
| hmp | Humph |
| hmph | Statement of disdain |
| HMS | Hanging myself |
| HMSL | Holding my sides laughing |
| HMT | Here's my try |
| hmwk | Homework |
| HO | Hold on |
| HOAS | Hold on a second |
| HOF | Hall of fame |
| holla | Holler |
| HOM | Hit or miss |
| HOPE | Have Only Positive Expectations |
| Horribad | Horribly bad |
| HORU | How old are you |
| hot-tea | Hottie |
| hp | Handphone |
| HPDC | Happy People Don't Complain |
| HRU | How are you |
| hry | Hurry |
| HSIK | How should I know |
| HSM | High school musical |
| HT | Hi there |
| HTC | Hit the cell |
| HTN | High time now |
| HTSUS | Hope to see you soon |
| HU | Hook up |
| HU | Hang up |
| HU | Hold up |
| Huckleberry | The one you're looking for |
| HUD | How you doing? |
| Huzzah | Hooray |
| hw | Homework |
| hw | Hardware |
| HWGA | Here we go again |
| HWIK | How would I know |
| hwk | Homework |
| HWU | Hey, what's up? |
| hxc | Hardcore |
| HY | Heck yeah |
| HYE | Have you ever |
| HYFR | Heck ya, freakin' right |
| HYL | Help You Later |
| I8 | I ate |
| I8U | I hate you |
| IA | I agree |
| IAB | In a bit |
| IAC | In any case |
| IAD | It all depends |
| IAE | In any event |
| IAG | It's all good |
| IAGW | In a good way |
| IAM | In a minute |
| IANAL | I am not a lawyer |
| iat | Alright |
| IAWMP | I almost wet my pants |
| IAYF | It's all your fault |
| IB | I'm back |
| IB2D | I beg to differ |
| IC | In character |
| IC | I see |
| ICBW | I could be wrong |
| ICCL | I couldn't care less |
| ICHI | I can't help it |
| ICL | In Christian Love |
| icurnvs | I see you are envious |
| ICYC | In case you're curious |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IDC | I don't care |
| idd | Indeed |
| IDEK | I don't even know |
| IDGI | I don't get it |
| IDGRA | I don't give a rat's a** |
| IDHI | I don't have it |
| IDI | I doubt it |
| IDKY | I don't know why |
| IDMB | I'll do my best |
| IDN | I don't know |
| IDNDT | I did not do that |
| IDNK | I do not know |
| IDR | I don't remember |
| IDS | I'm dead serious |
| IDT | I don't think |
| IDTS | I don't think so |
| IDTT | I'll drink to that |
| IDU | I don't understand |
| IE | That is |
| IFLY | I freaking love you |
| IFOCN | In front of computer naked |
| IFSFY | I feel sorry for you |
| IFVB | I feel very bad |
| IG | I guess |
| IG2P | I got to pee |
| iggy | Ignored |
| ight | Alright |
| IGI | I get it |
| IGTP | I get the point |
| IH8U | I hate you |
| IHI | I have it |
| IHU | I hate you |
| IHY | I hate you |
| II | I'm impressed |
| IIOK | If I only knew |
| IIRC | If I remember correctly |
| IIT | I'm impressed too |
| IIWY | If I were you |
| IJC2SILU | I just called to say I love you |
| IJWTK | I just want to know |
| IJWTS | I just want to say |
| IK | I know |
| IKHYF | I know how you feel |
| IKR | I know, right? |
| IKWUM | I know what you mean |
| IKWYM | I know what you mean |
| IKYD | I know you did |
| ILAMY | I love and miss you |
| ILU | I love you |
| ILU | I like you |
| ILU2 | I love you too |
| ILUB | I love you baby |
| ILUGTD | I love you guys to death |
| ILUM | I love you man |
| iluvu | I love you |
| ILY | I love you |
| ILY2 | I love you too |
| ILYFAE | I love you forever and ever |
| ILYFE | I love you for eternity |
| ILYK | I'll let you know |
| ILYL | I love you lots |
| ILYMTYWEK | I love you more than you would ever know |
| ILYWAMH | I love you with all my heart |
| IM | Instant Message |
| IM | Instant Messenger |
| ima | I'm |
| ima | I'm going to |
| IMA | I might add |
| IMAO | In my arrogant opinion |
| IMBO | In my biased opinion |
| IMCO | In my considered opinion |
| IMD | In my dreams |
| IME | In my experience |
| IMHARO | In my humble and respectful opinion |
| IMHBMAO | In my humble but most accurate opinion |
| IMHO | In my humble opinion |
| IMHO | In my honest opinion |
| IMIO | In my infallible opinion |
| imma | I'm gonna |
| IMNSHO | In my not so humble opinion |
| IMNSVHO | In my not so very humble opinion |
| IMO | In my opinion |
| IMOBO | In my own biased opinion |
| imot | I'm on that |
| IMPO | In my personal opinion |
| IMPOV | In my point of view |
| IMS | If memory serves |
| IMS | I am sorry |
| IMSO | In my sovereign opinion |
| IMU | I miss you |
| IMVHO | In my very humble opinion |
| IMVU | Instant Messaging Virtual Universe |
| IMY | I miss you |
| INBD | It's no big deal |
| INPO | In no particular order |
| INR | I know right |
| INU | I need you |
| IOH | I'm out of here |
| IOIT | I'm on Irish time |
| IONO | I don't know |
| IOW | In other words |
| IPN | I'm posting naked |
| IR | In room |
| IR8 | Irate |
| IRDK | I really don't know |
| IRL | In real life |
| IRSTBO | It really sucks the big one |
| ISH | I'm so hungry |
| ISTR | I seem to recall |
| ITFA | In the final analysis |
| ITIGBS | I think I'm going to be sick |
| ITILY | I think I love you |
| ITILY | I think I like you |
| ITMT | In the meantime |
| ITR | Internet Talk Radio |
| ITRW | In the real world |
| ITSFWI | If the shoe fits, wear it |
| ITYF | I think you'll find |
| ITYS | I told you so |
| IVL | In virtual life |
| IW2BWU | I want to be with you |
| IWALU | I will always love you |
| IWALY | I will always love you |
| IWBB | I will be back |
| IWBNI | It would be nice if |
| IWTY | I would tickle you |
| IWU | I want you |
| IYKWIM | If you know what I mean |
| IYO | In your opinion |
| IYQ | I like you |
| IYSS | If you say so |
| IYSWIM | If you see what I mean |
| iz | Is |
| J | Joking |
| J/P | Just playing |
| J/W | Just wondering |
| J2LYK | Just to let you know |
| J4F | Just for fun |
| J4G | Just for grins |
| JAF | Just a friend |
| JAM | Just a minute |
| JAS | Just a second |
| JASE | Just another system error |
| jbc | Just because |
| JC | Just checking |
| JC | Just curious |
| JC | Just chilling |
| Jellz | Jealous |
| Jet | Leave quickly |
| JFF | Just for fun |
| JFGI | Just flippin' Google it |
| JFK | Just freakin' kidding |
| JIC | Just in case |
| JJ | Just joking |
| JJA | Just joking around |
| JJWY | Just joking with you |
| JLMK | Just let me know |
| JLUK | Just letting you know |
| JMHO | Just my humble opinion |
| JMO | Just my opinion |
| JOOC | Just out of curiosity |
| JP | Just playing |
| JS | Just saying |
| JTLYK | Just to let you know |
| JW | Just wondering |
| K | Kiss |
| K3U | I love you |
| KAS | Kicking and screaming |
| KB | Kiss back |
| kek | Korean laugh |
| keke | Korean laugh |
| kewl | Cool |
| kewt | Cute |
| KHUF | Know how you feel |
| KHYF | Know how you feel |
| KIK | Laughing out loud |
| Kinda | Kind of |
| KIR | Keepin' it real |
| KK | OK |
| KK | Kiss kiss |
| KKWT | Knock knock, who's there? |
| kl | Kool |
| KM | Kiss me |
| KMB | Kiss my butt |
| KML | Killing myself laughing |
| KMMFA | Kiss my mother f****** a** |
| KMP | Keep me posted |
| KMSL | Killing myself laughing |
| KMSO | Knocked my socks off |
| KNP | OK, no problem |
| KOS | Kid over shoulder |
| KOTC | Kiss on the cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss on the lips |
| kptondl | Keep it on the down low |
| KSC | Kinda sorta chuckle |
| kthx | OK, Thanks |
| kthxbai | OK, thanks, bye |
| kthxbi | OK thanks, bye |
| KUTGW | Keep up the good work |
| kw | Know |
| KWIM | Know what I mean |
| KWIS | Know what I'm saying |
| kwl | Cool |
| L | Laughing |
| L/F/E | Lovers forever |
| L2M | Listening to music |
| L2P | Learn to play |
| l33t | Leet |
| L8 | Late |
| L8er | Later |
| l8r | Later |
| LA | Laughing a lot |
| laf | Laugh |
| laffing | Laughing |
| LAFS | Love at first sight |
| LAL | Laugh a little |
| LAL | Laughing a lot |
| LAM | Leave a message |
| lawl | LOL |
| lawlz | LOL |
| LBF | Later, best friend |
| LBVS | Laughing but very serious |
| LC | Let's celebrate |
| LD | Later dude |
| LDR | Long distance relationship |
| Lemeno | Let me know |
| LEP | Love emo people |
| LFD | Left for day |
| LFK | Let's french kiss |
| LFTD | Laugh for the day |
| LFTD | Left for the day |
| LHM | Lord help me |
| LHO | Laughing head off |
| LHU | Lord help us |
| LHUA | Lord help us all |
| LIG | Life is good |
| LIQ | Laughing inside quietly |
| LIS | Laughing in silence |
| LJK | LOL just kidding |
| lk | Like |
| LL&P | Live long and prosper |
| LLACP | Laughing like a crazy person |
| LLC | Laughing like crazy |
| LLH | Laughing like heck |
| LLOL | Literally laughing out loud |
| LLPOF | Liar liar pants on fire |
| LLTA | Lots and lots of thunderous applause |
| LMA | Leave me alone |
| LMAOROTF | Laughing my a** off and rolling on the floor |
| LMAOTC | Laughing my a** off the chair |
| LMFAOPIMP | Laughing my freaking a** off peeing in my pants |
| LMFBO | Laughing my fat butt off |
| LMHO | Laughing my hiney off |
| LMIRL | Let's meet in real life |
| LMK | Let me know |
| LML | Love my life |
| LML | Laughing mad loud |
| LMO | Leave me one |
| LMO | Let's make out |
| LMS | Let me see |
| LMSO | Laughing my socks off |
| LMWAO | Laughing my white a** off |
| LNK | Love and kisses |
| LOC | Load of crap |
| LOFL | Laughing out freakin' loud |
| LOI | Laughing on the inside |
| LOL | Laughing out loud |
| LOL | Little old lady |
| LOL | Lots of love |
| LOLAWS | Laugh out loud and with style |
| LOLHK | Lots of love, hugs, and kisses |
| LOLOL | Lots of laugh out louds |
| LOLROFLMAO | Laughing out loud, rolling on floor, laughing my a** off |
| LOLUSA | Laughing out loud until sides ache |
| lolz | Laugh out louds |
| LOML | Love of my life |
| LOMLILY | Light of my life, I love you |
| LOQ | Laugh out quietly |
| LOTFLOL | Lying on the floor laughing out loud |
| LOTI | Laughing on the inside |
| LQTM | Laughing quietly to myself |
| LRL | Laugh real loud |
| LSHIFOMD | Laughing so hard I fell off my dinosaur |
| LSHMSFOAIDMT | Laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco |
| LSS | Long story short |
| LST | Long-sleeve t-shirt |
| LTM | Laughing to myself |
| LTMQ | Laughing to myself quietly |
| LTNS | Long time, no see |
| LTP | Let's talk privately |
| ltr | Letter |
| ltr | Later |
| LTR | Long term relationship |
| LTS | Laughing to self |
| LU | Love you |
| lu4ever | Love you forever |
| LUA | Love you a lot |
| LUB | Love you, bye |
| LUGLS | Love you guys like sisters |
| LUL | Love you lots |
| LULAB | Love you like a brother |
| LULAF | Love you like a friend |
| LULAS | Love you like a sister |
| lulz | LOL |
| LUM | Love you man |
| luv | Love |
| luzr | Loser |
| lv | Love |
| LWT | Laughing with tears |
| LY | Love ya |
| LYA | Love you always |
| LYK | Let you know |
| LYLAS | Love you like a sister |
| LYLC | Love you like crazy |
| LYMI | Love you, mean it |
| lyn | Lying |
| LYSM | Love you so much |
| m.02 | My two cents |
| M/F | Male or female |
| M02 | My two cents |
| m8 | Mate |
| MB | My bad |
| MBF | My best friend |
| MBS | Mom behind shoulder |
| md@u | Mad at you |
| md@ufn | Mad at you for now |
| MDIAC | My dad is a cop |
| me2 | Me too |
| meh | Whatever |
| MF | Mother F***er |
| MGB | May God bless |
| mgmt | Management |
| mhm | Mm-hmm |
| MHOTY | My hat's off to you |
| MIA | Missing in action |
| MIB | Men in Black |
| MIBG | Mental image be gone |
| MIMAS | May I make a suggestion |
| min | Minute |
| mins | Minutes |
| MIRL | Meet in real life |
| mishu | Miss you |
| mk | Okay |
| mkay | OK |
| MLIA | My life is average |
| MM | Make me |
| MM | Merry meet |
| MM | Missing my |
| MMB | Message me back |
| MMFU | My mate fancies you |
| MMHRD | Many Many Happy Returns of the Day |
| mmk | OK |
| MMOB | Mind my own business |
| MMRD | My mind is rolled down |
| mng | Manage |
| mngr | Manager |
| moar | More |
| mod | Moderator |
| MOH | Maid of Honor |
| MOO | My own opinion |
| Mooch | Freeload |
| morf | Male or female |
| MOTAS | Members of the appropriate sex |
| MOTD | Message of the day |
| MOTOS | Members of the opposite sex |
| MOTSS | Members of the same sex |
| MP | Merry part |
| MR | Mentally Retarded |
| MSB | My sexy b**** |
| msg | Message |
| MST | Must see today |
| MT | Mistype |
| MTFBWU | May the Force be with you. |
| MTFBWY | May the Force be with you |
| mth | Month |
| muah | Kiss |
| MUBAR | Messed up beyond all recognition |
| mum | Mom |
| MW | Most welcome |
| mwa | Kiss |
| mwah | Kiss |
| mysp | MySpace |
| n | In |
| N/C | No comment |
| N/C | Not cool |
| N/M/H | Nothing much here |
| N1 | Nice one |
| N1C | No one cares |
| N2M | Not too much |
| N2MH | Not too much here |
| N2W | Not to worry |
| NAC | Not a chance |
| Nal | Nationality |
| NB | Not bad |
| NBD | No big deal |
| NBJF | No brag, just fact |
| NBL | Not bloody likely |
| NBSP | No bull s*** please |
| nd | And |
| ne | Any |
| ne1er | Anyone here |
| nemore | Anymore |
| nethng | Anything |
| neway | Anyway |
| newaze | Anyways |
| NF | Not funny |
| NFI | No freaking idea |
| NFI | No further information |
| NFIAH | Never fear, I am here |
| NFL | Not freakin' likely |
| NG | No good |
| NGL | Not gonna lie |
| NIMBY | Not in my backyard |
| NJ | No joke |
| NK | No kidding |
| NL | Not likely |
| nm | Nevermind |
| NM | Not much |
| NMH | Not much here |
| NMHJC | Not much here, just chilling |
| NMJC | Nothing much, just chillin' |
| NMJCY | Not much, just chilling, you? |
| nmtn | Nevermind that now |
| NMU | Not much, you? |
| NNITO | Not necessarily in that order |
| no | Know |
| no1 | No one |
| NOBMR | None of my business, right |
| NOIRL | No one is really laughing |
| NOM | No offense meant |
| NOMB | None of my business |
| noob | Newbie |
| NOTTOMH | Not off the top of my head |
| NOYB | None of your business |
| NP | Neopets |
| NPS | No problem sweetie |
| NRN | Not right now |
| NS | No s*** |
| NSISR | Not sure if spelled right |
| NSS | No s*** Sherlock |
| NT | No thanks |
| NTIM | Not that it matters |
| NTL | Never too late |
| NTMY | Nice to meet you |
| NTY | No thank you |
| nub | Newbie |
| nuff | Enough |
| nufn | Nothing |
| NUIGB | Not until I get back |
| nvm | Nevermind |
| nvr | Never |
| nvrm | Nevermind |
| NW | No way |
| nxt | Next |
| NYB | Not your business |
| O&O | Over and out |
| O4U | Only for you |
| OA | Over acting |
| OAO | Over and out |
| OAR | On a roll |
| obs | Obviously |
| OBTW | Oh, by the way |
| obvi | Obviously |
| OC | Of course |
| ofc | Of course |
| OFL | Out for lunch |
| OG | Original gangster |
| OGW | Oh gosh why |
| ohemgee | Oh my gosh |
| OIC | Oh, I see |
| OICN | Oh, I see now |
| oiy | Hi |
| OL | Old lady |
| OM | Oh man |
| OM | Old man |
| OMC | Oh my Carlisle |
| OMD | Oh my darn! |
| OMDB | Over my dead body |
| OME | Oh my Edward |
| OMFG | Oh my freaking gosh |
| OMFGAZ | Oh my freaking gosh and zounds |
| OMG | Oh my gosh |
| OMGD | Oh my gosh, duh |
| OMGF | Oh my godfather |
| OMGN | Oh my gosh noob |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh my gosh, what the f***, barbeque |
| OMH | Oh my heavens! |
| OMJ | Oh my Jonas |
| OML | Oh my L... |
| OMM | On my mind |
| OMOHOD | One minute, one hour, one day |
| onl | Online |
| ONNA | Oh no, not again |
| onoz | Oh no |
| ONYD | Oh no you didn't |
| OO | Over and out |
| OOH | Out of here |
| oomf | Great strain |
| OOO | Out of office |
| OOYFM | Out of your freaking mind |
| opa | Greek exclamation |
| OPM | Other people's money |
| orly | Oh really |
| OSLT | Or something like that |
| OT | Other topic |
| otay | Okay |
| OTB | Off the boat |
| OTC | Over the counter |
| OTE | Over the edge |
| OTGL | On the ground laughing |
| OTH | Off the hook |
| OTL | Out to lunch |
| OTOH | On the other hand |
| OTP | On the phone |
| OTP | One true pairing |
| OTT | Over the top |
| OTTH | On the third hand |
| OTTOMH | Off the top of my head |
| OTW | Off to work |
| outta | Out of |
| p/w | Password |
| p911 | Parent alert! |
| P@H | Parents at home |
| PA | Parent alert |
| PAH | Parents at home |
| PAW | Parents are watching |
| PBUH | Peace be upon Him |
| PC | Personal computer |
| PC4PC | Picture comment for picture comment |
| PCID | Putting clothes in dryer |
| PDA | Public display of affection |
| PDH | Pretty darn hot |
| PDQ | Pretty darn quick |
| PEBCAC | Problem exists between chair and computer |
| PEBCAK | Problem exists between chair and keyboard |
| PEBKAC | Problem exists between keyboard and chair |
| peeps | People |
| Permabanned | Permanently banned |
| PFO | Pissed and fell over |
| PG | Pretty good |
| PHAT | Pretty hot and tempting |
| pic | Picture |
| PIMP | Peeing in my pants (laughing) |
| PIO | Pass it on |
| PIR | Parent in room |
| PIR | People in room |
| PITA | Pain in the a** |
| pix | Pictures |
| PJDWYS | Personal joke, don't worry yourself |
| Pl | Playlist |
| PL | Pig latin |
| PL | Punch line |
| PL& | Planned |
| pl0x | Please |
| pl8 | Plate |
| PLJ | Peace, love, joy |
| PLMK | Please let me know |
| plox | Please |
| pls | Please |
| PM | Private message |
| PM | Postmeridian |
| PMFJI | Pardon me for jumping in |
| PMJI | Pardon my jumping in |
| PMP | Peed my pants |
| PMPL | Piss my pants laughing |
| pmsl | Piss myself laughing |
| PMWOF | Putting more wood on the fire |
| POC | Piece of crap |
| poed | P*ssed off |
| POMS | Peace out my sucka |
| POMS | Parents over my shoulder |
| POS | Parent over shoulder |
| POTB | Pat on the back |
| POTC | Peck on the cheek |
| PP | Patterned paper |
| PPDA | Parents pacing de area |
| ppp | Peace |
| PPV | Pay-Per-View |
| Presh | Precious |
| PRL | Parents are listening |
| probs | Probably |
| prvt | Private |
| PRW | Parents are watching |
| ps | Postscript |
| PTB | Powers that be |
| PTIYPASI | Put that in your pipe and smoke it |
| PTM | Please tell me |
| PTO | Pass this on |
| PTSB | Pass the sick bucket |
| puks | Pick up the kids |
| PUSIMP | Put yourself in my position |
| PWOF | Putting wood on the fire |
| PWT | Poor white trash |
| PYHOOYA | Pull your head out of your a** |
| PYSIMP | Put yourself in my place |
| PYT | Pretty young thing |
| Q4U | Question for you |
| QFE | Question for everyone |
| Quick question | |
| qqn | Looking |
| qtpi | Cutie Pie |
| r | Are |
| r8 | Rate |
| RAK | Random act of kindness |
| RATM | Rage Against The Machine |
| rawr | Roar |
| RBAY | Right back at you |
| RBTL | Read between the lines |
| RDF | Real deal feeling |
| rdnk | Redneck |
| RDT | Relationship defining talk |
| rdy | Ready |
| Rehi | Hi again |
| resq | Rescue |
| rgd | Regard |
| rgds | Regards |
| RHIP | Rank hath its privileges |
| ridic | Ridiculous |
| RIP | Rest in peace |
| RL | Real life |
| rly | Really |
| Rm | Room |
| Rn | Russian |
| rn | Run |
| rnt | Aren't |
| ROBL | Rolling on back laughing |
| ROF | Rolling on floor |
| ROFL | Rolling over freakin' laughing |
| ROFL | Rolling on the floor laughing |
| ROFLMAOQWERTY | Rolling on floor laughing my a** off at the keyboard |
| ROFLMAOWEC | Rolling on floor laughing my a** off while eating cookie |
| ROFLMBWAO | Rolling on floor laughing my big white a** off |
| ROFLMFAO | Rolling on the floor laughing my freakin' a** off |
| ROFLMRO | Rolling on the floor laughing my rear off |
| ROFLOL | Rolling on the floor laughing out loud |
| ROFLTRABTD | Rolling on floor laughing, thinking Republicans are better than Democrats |
| ROFLUSA | Rolling on floor laughing until sides ache |
| ROLF | Rolling on laughing floor |
| ROLMBO | Rolling over laughing my butt off |
| ROTF | Rolling on the floor |
| ROTFL | Rolling on the floor laughing |
| ROTFLH | Rolling on the floor laughing hysterically |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off |
| ROTFLMBO | Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off |
| ROTFLMFAO | Rolling on the floor laughing my f****** a** off |
| ROTFLMFAO | Rolling on the floor laughing my fat a** off |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling on the floor laughing out loud |
| ROTS | Right on the spot |
| RPC | Role play chat |
| RPMO | Really pissing me off |
| RQ | Real quick |
| RSN | Real soon now |
| RTF | Return the favor |
| RTFB | Read the flippin' book |
| RTI | Real-Time Interruption |
| RU | Are you |
| RUB | Are you back |
| RUC | Are you coming? |
| RUCB | Are you coming back? |
| rucmng | Are you coming? |
| RUFR | Are you for real |
| RUMOF | Are you male or female? |
| RUN | Are you in? |
| RUOK | Are you OK? |
| RUS | Are you serious? |
| RUSOS | Are you stupid or something? |
| RUT | Are you there? |
| RWA | Ready, willing, and able |
| RYC | Regarding your comment |
| RYFS | Are you freakin' serious? |
| s | Yes |
| s | Smiling |
| S/U | Shut up |
| S2S | Sorry to say |
| S2U | Same to you |
| Sack | Bed |
| SALAB | Stop acting like a baby |
| SAMAGAL | Stop annoying me and get a life |
| samzd | Still amazed |
| SAT | Sorry about that |
| SB | Smiling back |
| SB | Should be |
| SBT | Sorry 'bout that |
| sc2 | StarCraft 2 |
| SCNR | Sorry, could not resist |
| Scrub | Loser |
| SDIHTT | Someday I'll have the time |
| sec | Second |
| sesh | Session |
| SETE | Smiling ear to ear |
| SF | Science Fiction |
| SFF | So freaking funny |
| SFS | Sorry for spam |
| SG | Sounds good |
| SH | Same here |
| SHID | Slaps head in disgust |
| SHMILY | See how much I love you? |
| Sho | Sure |
| shud | Should |
| sh^ | Shut up |
| SIG | Silence is golden |
| SIL | Son-in-law |
| SIM | Shoot, it's Monday |
| SINBAD | Single income, no boyfriend, absolutely desperate |
| SIT | Stay in touch |
| sitch | Situation |
| SITD | Still in the dark |
| sitrep | Situation report |
| siul8r | See you later |
| sk8r | Skater |
| SLAP | Sounds like a plan |
| SMDH | Shaking my d*** head |
| SMEM | Send me an e-mail |
| SMF | So much fun |
| SMFH | Shaking my flippin' head |
| SMH | Scratching my head |
| SMH | Smash my head |
| SMH | Shaking my head |
| SML | So much love |
| SMUN | Send me your number |
| SN | Screen Name |
| SNERT | Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager |
| SNMP | So not my problem |
| SOAB | Son of a b**** |
| SOH | Sense of humor |
| SOHF | Sense of humor failure |
| sok | It's OK |
| SOMY | Sick of me yet? |
| SOOI | Stay out of it |
| sorta | Sort of |
| SOS | Someone special |
| SOS | Someone over shoulder |
| SOS | Same old stuff |
| SOSG | Someone over shoulder gone |
| SOSO | Same old, same old |
| SOW | Speaking of which |
| soz | I'm sorry |
| sp | Spelling |
| spim | IM spam |
| spk | Speak |
| spkr | Speaker |
| SPROS | Stop, parents reading over shoulder |
| SPST | Same place, same time |
| srry | Sorry |
| srs | Serious |
| srsly | Seriously |
| Sry | Sorry |
| ss | Screenshot |
| ST2M | Stop talking to me |
| stahp | Stop |
| stats | Personal profile information |
| STBY | Sucks to be you |
| STFD | Sit the f*** down |
| STFD | Shut the front door |
| STFU | Shut the f*** up |
| STFW | Search the flippin' Web |
| STMS | Sick to my stomach |
| Stoked | Excited |
| str8 | Straight |
| STTH | Speak to the hand |
| SU | Shut up |
| SUAFU | Situation unchanged, all fouled up |
| SUF | Shut your face |
| sum1 | Someone |
| sux | Sucks |
| sw | Software |
| SWA | So what a** |
| SWAS | Said with a smile |
| SWDYWTTA | So what do you want to talk about |
| SWL | Screaming with laughter |
| Swoll | Muscular |
| Swot | Dedicated student |
| SYIH | See you in h*** |
| SYL | See you later |
| SYLA | See you later alligator |
| SYS | See you soon |
| SYT | See you tomorrow |
| SYY | Shut your yapper |
| t2go | Time to go |
| T2U | Talk to you |
| T2UL | Talk to you later |
| t2ul8er | Talk to you later |
| TA | Thanks again |
| tab | Talking about |
| TAC | That ain't cool |
| TAFN | That's all for now |
| TANSTAAFL | There ain't no such thing as a free lunch |
| tard | Retard |
| TARFU | Things are really foobarred up |
| TARFU | Things are really fouled up |
| TAT | This and that |
| TBCL | To be continued later |
| TBF | To be frank |
| TBF | To be fair |
| TBFU | Too bad for you |
| TBH | To be honest |
| TBQH | To be quite honest |
| TBR | To be read |
| TBR | To be revised |
| TBTG | Thanks be to God |
| TBY | Teacher behind you |
| TC | Take care |
| TC | That's cool |
| TCB | Taking care of business |
| TCFN | Take care for now |
| TCO | Taken care of |
| TCOB | Takin' care of business |
| TCOOD | Taking clothes out of dryer |
| teh | The |
| tel | Telephone |
| teme | Tell me |
| TFB | Too freakin' bad |
| TFTI | Thanks for the information |
| TG | Thank goodness |
| TH | Tears of happiness |
| thanq | Thank you |
| Thar | There |
| thkq | Thank you |
| thnq | Thank you |
| tht | That |
| thx | Thanks |
| TIC | Tongue in cheek |
| TISNF | That is so not fair |
| TISU | This is so unfair |
| TITF | That is too funny |
| TKA | Totally Kick A** |
| tl | Tell |
| TLA | Three letter acronym |
| TLDR | Too long, didn't read |
| tlk | Talk |
| Tlkin | Talking |
| Tlking | Talking |
| TM | Tell me |
| TM | Trademark |
| TM | Trouble maker |
| TM | Tickle me |
| TMA | Take my advice |
| TMAI | Tell me about it |
| TMB | Tag me back |
| TMFT | Too much free time |
| TMG | That's my girl |
| TMSF | Too much Science Fiction |
| TMTH | Too much too handle |
| TNT | Till next time |
| tnx | Thanks |
| TOD | Truth or dare |
| TOH | Typing one-handed |
| TOH | The other half |
| TOL | Thinking of laughing |
| tomoz | Tomorrow |
| Toodles | Goodbye |
| Tootles | Goodbye |
| Totes | Totally |
| tots | Totally |
| TOU | Thinking of you |
| tourney | Tournament |
| TOW | The one where |
| TOW | The one with |
| TOY | Thinking of you |
| TPT | Trailer park trash |
| TPTB | The powers that be |
| TQ | Thank you |
| TQVM | Thank you very much |
| TRDMF | Tears running down my face |
| Trolol | Laughing at troll |
| TRS | That really sucks |
| TS | Tough stuff |
| TSNF | That's so not fair |
| TSS | Toxic Shock Syndrome |
| TSS | This stuff sucks |
| TSTL | Too stupid to live |
| TT | Talking to |
| TT2T | Too tired to talk |
| TT4N | Ta-ta for now |
| TTBOMK | To the best of my knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta-ta for now |
| TTL | Time to leave |
| TTL | Talk to you later |
| ttly | Totally |
| TTM | Talk to me |
| TTMN | Talk to me now |
| TTTT | To tell the truth |
| TTTT | Too tired to talk |
| TTTT | These things take time |
| TTUL | Talk to you later |
| TTY | Talk to you |
| TTYL | Talk to you later |
| TTYLMF | Talk to you later, my friend |
| TTYLXOX | Talk to you later, hugs and kisses |
| TTYS | Talk to you soon |
| TTYT | Talk to you tomorrow |
| TTYVS | Talk to you very soon |
| TTYW | Talk to you whenever |
| TU | Thank you |
| tude | Attitude |
| TUI | Turning you in |
| TUT | Totally unique thought |
| twds | Towards |
| TWHS | That's what he said |
| TWIS | That's what I said |
| TWIT | That's what I thought |
| TWSB | This website sucks b***s |
| TWSI | That was so ironic |
| TWSS | That's what she said |
| TWTI | That was totally ironic |
| tx | Thanks |
| txtin | Texting |
| TY | Thank you |
| TYL | Thank you Lord |
| TYM | Thank you much |
| TYT | Take your time |
| TYVM | Thank you very much |
| u | You |
| u-ok | You OK? |
| u/l | Upload |
| UDFI | You don't fit in |
| ugh | Disgusted |
| UKWIS | You know what I'm saying |
| ul | Unlucky |
| UNADR | You need a doctor |
| uno | You know |
| uok | You OK? |
| UR | You are |
| UR | Your |
| UR2M | You are too much |
| ura | You're a |
| URA* | You are a star |
| URAB | You are a b**** |
| URAL | You are a loser |
| uraqt | You are a cutie |
| URC | You are caught |
| ure | You're |
| Urp | Vomit |
| urs4e | Yours forever |
| URSKTM | You are so kind to me |
| URTB | You are the best |
| urw | You're welcome |
| USA | Until sides ache |
| USAD | You're such a dork |
| USB | You sexy b**** |
| UT | You there? |
| UW | You're welcome |
| VBG | Very big grin |
| VBS | Very big smile |
| VC | Voice Chat |
| VE | Very emotional |
| VN | Very nice |
| VSC | Very soft chuckle |
| W/B | Welcome back |
| w00t | Joy and excitement |
| w00t | Yay |
| W2F | Way too funny |
| W2G | Way to go |
| w84m | Wait for me |
| w8am | Wait a minute |
| w8n | Waiting |
| wa | What |
| Waa | Crying |
| WADITWB | We always did it that way before |
| wags | Wife and girlfriends |
| WAM | Wait a minute |
| wan2 | Want to |
| WAS | Wait a second |
| watev | Whatever |
| watevs | Whatever |
| WAY | Who are you? |
| WAY | What about you? |
| WAYD | What are you doing |
| WAYDRN | What are you doing right now |
| WB | Welcome back |
| WB | Way bored |
| WBU | What about you |
| WC | Who cares |
| WC | Water closet |
| WDIT | Why do I try |
| WDMB | Will do my best |
| WDUMBT | What do you mean by that |
| WDUW | What do you want |
| WDYM | What do you mean? |
| WDYT | What do you think |
| we | Whatever |
| WEG | Wicked evil grin |
| wei | Whatever idiot |
| WEML | Whatever major loser |
| WEU | What's eating you? |
| weva | Whatever |
| Wewt | Woot |
| WFM | Works for me |
| Wha | What |
| Whew | Expression of relief |
| Whoa | Expression of surprise |
| Whomp | Low hitting sound |
| wht | What |
| WHYBAD | Where have you been all day |
| WHYBATT | Where have you been all this time |
| WIIFM | What's in it for me? |
| WITR | Who's in the room |
| WITWW | What in the wide world |
| WITWW | Where in the wide world |
| wk | Week |
| wkd | Wicked |
| wknd | Weekend |
| wlk | Walk |
| WLOL | Whip laugh out loud |
| WN | Why not |
| WNDITWB | We never did it this way before |
| WOA | Work of art |
| Woah | Expression of surprise |
| WOMBAT | Waste of money, brains, and talent |
| WOOT | Waste of our time |
| Word | Agree |
| WOT | What |
| WOT | Waste of time |
| WOW | World of Warcraft |
| Wowzer | Wow |
| Wowzerz | Wow |
| woz | Worry |
| wrisit | Where is it |
| WRT | With respect to |
| WRT | With regard to |
| WRUD | What are you doing |
| wrudoin | What are you doing? |
| WTFE | What the frick ever |
| WTFNF | What the f****n f*** |
| WTFO | What the f***; Over |
| WTG | Way to go |
| WTGP | Want to go private |
| WTMI | Way too much information |
| wtv | Whatever |
| WTYAF | Who threw you a fish? |
| WU | What's up |
| WUA | What's up anyway? |
| Wub | Love |
| WUBU2 | What have you been up to |
| WUD | What's up, dog? |
| WUD | What are you doing |
| WUF | Wow, you're funny |
| WUF | Where you from? |
| WUGF | What up girlfriend |
| Wuh | What |
| WUIGB | Wait until I get back |
| wup | What's up? |
| wut | What |
| WUU2 | What are you up to |
| WUWT | What's up with that |
| wuz | Was |
| wv | With |
| WW | Wrong Way |
| WWI | What was it |
| WYD | Who's your daddy? |
| WYD | What you doing? |
| WYGOWM | Will you go out with me |
| WYMM | Will you marry me? |
| WYWH | Wish you were here |
| W^ | What's up |
| X | Kiss |
| xb | Xbox |
| xbf | Ex-boyfriend |
| XD | Laughing out loud |
| XDD | Laughing especially hard |
| xep | Except |
| xfer | Transfer |
| xgf | Ex-girlfriend |
| xit | Exit |
| xitb4ili | Exit before I lose it |
| xlnt | Excellent |
| XO | Kiss and Hug |
| XOX | Kiss, hug, kiss |
| xp | Experience |
| XTL | Cross the line |
| xx | Kisses |
| Y | Yawning |
| Y | Why |
| Y/R | Yeah right |
| Y2K | You're too kind |
| ya | Yes |
| ya | You |
| YAA | Yet another acronym |
| YABA | Yet another bloody acronym |
| yall | You all |
| Yarr | Angry pirate sound |
| YATB | You are the best |
| YBS | You'll be sorry |
| YBYSA | You bet your sweet a** |
| YCCOI | You can count on it |
| YD | Yes dear |
| YD | Ya dig? |
| ydg | Ya dig |
| YDI | You deserved it |
| yeap | Yes |
| yep | Yes |
| yer | Your |
| YG2BJ | You've got to be joking |
| YGG | You go girl |
| YGM | You've got mail |
| YHBT | You have been trolled |
| YHM | You have mail |
| YIM | Yahoo! Instant Messenger |
| YKHII | You know how it is |
| YKI | You know it |
| YKW | You know what |
| YM | Your mom |
| YMBJ | You must be joking |
| YMMD | You made my day |
| YMMV | Your mileage may vary |
| YMSF | Your momma's so fat |
| yo | Hi |
| YOLO | You only live once |
| YOMANK | You owe me a new keyboard |
| YOOW | You're out of work |
| YOYO | You're on your own |
| YPML | You're pulling my leg |
| Yr | Your |
| YR | Yeah, right |
| YRAG | You are a geek |
| YRL | You are lame |
| yrs | Years |
| YS | You suck |
| YSJ | You're so jealin |
| YST | You still there |
| YSW | Yeah sure whatever |
| YT | You there? |
| YT | Your turn |
| YT? | You there? |
| YTF | Why the f*** |
| yup | Yes |
| yupz | OK |
| YVW | You're very welcome |
| YW | You're welcome |
| YWA | You're welcome anyway |
| YWIA | You're welcome in advance |
| YYSS | Yeah yeah, sure sure |
| YYSSW | Yeah yeah, sure sure, whatever |
| Z | Zero |
| ZOMFG | Oh my freakin' gosh! |
| ZOMG | Oh my gosh! |
| ZZZ | Sleeping |
| ^5 | High five |


